Driving down the road last week, I overheard this conversation in the back seat:
Elayna: "...and there will be 3 Mommas and 2 Daddies in our house. And there will be a baby and I will born the baby!"
Emmy: "Hey! I'm NOT A BOY!"
Elayna: (pausing for a moment) "There will be 4 Mommas and 2 Daddies! I didn't call you a boy!"
Emmy: "But I'm not going to be a Momma. Mommas have stretched out skin all over their tummy and I don't want to have that."
Elayna: "But... EMMY!"
Emmy: "And besides that, we are NOT going to have babies, we are going to be WORLD EXPLORERS, remember? You can't be a world explorer if you have babies!"
Elayna: "Well, I changed my mind."
Emmy: "You CAN'T change your mind, Bean! You HAVE to be a world explorer!"
Elayna: "Yes, I CAN!"
Emmy: "But Bean, we're going to have the *Yellow* explorer truck! The YELLOW one, Bean!"
Elayna: "No, we're not!"
Emmy: "Yes, we are!"
Elayna: "No, we're NOT!"
Emmy: "YES WE ARE."
At this point I was chuckling and they were giving up on each other.